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Atheist Poems

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Imagine how free
And how relieved you'll feel!
Becoming an atheist like me
Has much appeal

Don't pray to a snivelling god
When you think you need a hand.
When you feel an achin' in your bod,
Try the soothing sounds of the Dave Matthews Band.

Don't bother attending church
Or wonder what Jesus would do.
If guidance is for what you search,
You'd be better off consulting the loo.

Don't waste your time
Worrying about heaven and hell.
Enjoy yourself while in your prime
For there is no afterlife in which to dwell.

Do mind your ethics.
Do appreciate all art.
Do enjoy leisurely breakfasts.
Do philosophise with Sartre.

Do sleep in on Sundays.
Do decorate a holiday tree.
Do open your mind to others' ways.
Do teach your mind to be free.

If you cease to believe in a god in the sky
What harm could there possibly be?
You might feel quite alone, but why?
At least no one's watching you pee.

You won't be struck by a lightening bolt
If you become deity free.
In fact you'll feel a mind-numbing jolt
And enter the realm of reali

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avatar freedom
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WOW, this is ridiculous.
I pray you come to know the truth soon. Hell is a very scary place.
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avatar Godless
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how can you morons believe in a big invisible man in the sky who is all-forgiving, but will burn you in an underground pit for eternity if you don't believe in him... yet you refuse to acknowledge the coinciding, international scientific data that states global warming is killing us?
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avatar Roxstar
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and you would know coz u've been there??? please get over urself....
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avatar believe in yourself
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Have you seen hell?Have you been there? Keep worshiping a 2000 year old book that is written by human beings.
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avatar xMU9X
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this poem is like "please believe me,im a useless ignorant stupid godless piece of crap" every atheist that exist are like doomed.. no god. no wisdom, no life at all. i wish you guys wake up someday.god will always forgive you.
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avatar JOHN
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There are no Gods.
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avatar ES
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You are the ignorant one, you refuse to question things. I wish religious freaks like you would wake up someday and have a brain.
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avatar Lizz
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Excellent poem...it is time we all came out of the closet. I am an atheist and I have read the Bible several times, the book of Shinto, the Bhagavad Gita, the book of Buddha, Scientology, the book of Mormon, the Qur'an, Taoism etc. I study religion and have for years. I can honestly say that I came to my conclusion not through blind faith or ignorance but through study. I grew up a Christian and witness the harm religion has done over the years and went searching. So I am NOT a moron.
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avatar John
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Hell doesn't exist it's not real! Please stop living a lie!
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avatar bel
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oh the atheists are at it again !
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avatar kate
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At least no ones watching you pee?
What a stupid poem lol
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avatar Ace
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Excellent poem! Ignore what others say.

Some people are that blind through religious views they can't see past them.
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you are one sick person, There is a God, You have no idea what your talking about. you don't believe? you believe in something. you believe in disbelief. but there is a God, and one day, i hope you realize that. its an amazing thing to know God, and i really hope and pray that one day you will find the glory of God. and im a 16 year old girl and im not so stupid to think that there isnt a God.
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avatar AthiestFTW
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We all are in disbelief. Have we seen "God"? No. Have we not seen "God"? Yes. Just because a person makes a bible on this one person who apparently "exists", doesn't mean it's true. This was over 2000 years ago that people wrote the Bible, who knows how fucking crazy they were? Christians decide to shove Heaven and hell down their throat and be scared for life if they don't believe in God and go to "Hell". NO ONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS IF GOD EXISTS, SO STOP HAVING BELIEFS ON ANYTHING.
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avatar gravity aint god
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahahhaah, you religious morons crack me up!!! you're a
bunch of close-minded ignorant fools
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avatar hypocrites
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If you don't like this subject, then why do you read poems under a tab specifically named Atheism Poetry. You people are so caught up in your world you don't have the intelligence to fathom the beliefs of another person so you shun them by telling them that they're going to hell. What kind of hypocrisy is that when you're supposed to be nice to people find your god? I agree with gravity aint god's comment. You are close-minded ignorant fools.
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avatar james
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cool peom
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avatar proof? please? just a little? no? well ok then..
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hahahaha i love how worked up the bible-wavers get over things like this. we thinkers, or atheists, you pick the term, don't always get mad when you think its necessary to send missionaries into starving countries and force them to believe in your character so they might be 'saved.' because it makes perfect sense that people on some deserted, secluded island that have never heard of god or christianity are going to hell because of it. in that case, wouldnt your jesus maybe pop up and say hey guys, believe in my dad or youre going to hell. think they'll care? nope. but, i'll give you one thing. they say everyone believes in something. you believe in something powerful and so do i. you worship your 'benevolent' god, and i believe in the all-powerful cap'n crunch. however, i AM a polytheist, because i KNOW (just like you guys KNOW theres a god, it makes perfect sense right?) that aquaman and cap'n crunch share the power to control the universe.
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avatar kenn
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Loved the poem! funny and true :) don't mind these religious people who can't open up their minds. I agree with gravity ain't god and hypocrites. Anyways, Great poem. I love to write to and i have to say you have talent ;)
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avatar Shannon
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Great poem. So true.
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avatar Flerben
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Great ideas. I agree with your perspective.

They rhyme, but I wouldn't call it much of a poem.
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avatar Tina
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atheist poetry 1, god 0 lol
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avatar Athiest and only 14
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wow religious people you crack me up there is almost zip proof in any higher power but all the proof of there being a god can also be proved with science of there being no god science is real and can be proven god can not and never will be proven and great story man ill give you credit in my school paper
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avatar I found a God.. I hope you find one too..
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i truly hope that you find exactly what your looking for. whether it be a God or a place for religion. i believe There is a God. but i don't believe in forcing anyone tbelieve in our God. I mean everyone will have there day before him, regardless if you bellieve or not. be open minded and strong willed and you cant go wrong...
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avatar A Servant
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Even if you dont believe in God he still loves you . God is awesome , ihope that one daay you all will finally understand .All he asks is that you believe ,& he will offer you evrything he has because he says that were joint-heirs therefore were royalty . im living this life so ican live again , & ipromise you the next life will be MUCH better , if you believe ..
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avatar Tyler Tousant
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Dear Christian Posters:

What an example you make on behalf of your "God". Telling us we are lifeless, doomed and ignorant beings. I feel the love of God radiating from you! Oh, yes. Why, I think I might just go to church because of you.

Oh, wait. I'm doomed and lifeless. What hypocrites.
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avatar blood @
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