Thank you for attending today although I'm not yet here.
I'm more than a twinkle in my
parents' eyes, and thank you
for thinking of me.

Feel free to 'oh-ah' and 'ah-ha'
and talk of how 'perfect'
I am when I finally appear.

I promise to make you think of
the 'joys of children'
when you visit me after I arrive!

Thank you so very much.